Naturally, there are dangers associated with any chemicals - there are even reports of instances of death occurring from a simple reduction of o2, however I have taken every possible precaution with my formulation. I can even provide it in smaller, 16 oz containers to minimize exposure risk. Still too much? Fear not! There is the super-safe 20ml size, which I can provide in quantities high enough to directly replace the larger, more dangerous sizes.

I _AM_ looking for marketing copy, though...