Arg-g-gh. I'd make 'em put flashing warning labels on that stuff, if I could.

OK, you know this isn't going to be quick or easy, but I'll try to make it as quick and easy as possible. Let's start with collecting info:
pool and equipment info here: http://pool9.net/pf-equip-form/
and chem tests here: http://pool9.net/pf-hist-form/

Post back here once you've got those completed, and the system will flag me down.

Good luck!