[Already posted this to another forum, got no responses there yet, trying here]
My situation
At my workplace, the guy who used to look after the pool and grounds recently died. So, as the nearest able body, his job has been added into mine, and I inherited his work. Because pool care is like computer programming, right? Right.
So, yeah. I'm a computer programmer. I come from the UK. What I know about pools could be written on the back of a postage stamp with a Crayola.
The pool is overhung by trees, and has been mostly left to its own devices since spring: nobody's used it all year because it's been a scowly murk-green.
For the last few weeks, I've been scooping the worst of the leaves off the top, but there's probably a ton of leaf-mold on the bottom, if I could see it. The water's so impenetrably green you could mistake it for mashed cabbage, and if you look too closely at the murky depths, you realize that there are about enough mosquito larvae in there to feed the whole bat population of Austin for a year. And that lots of them have hatched and are flying around. Turns out that while I have developed an immunity to UK mosquitoes, Texan ones give me bites the size of an egg. I now have dozens of them. I look like the elephant man.
So, here're my problems:
- Texas has a water ban. So, no emptying the pool and refilling it.
- Apparently the pool will collapse or something if it's just left empty. So I'm not allowed to.
- There's no company budget to do anything at all to it.
- I might get away with spending a few bucks of my own, but I don't even know what to do. At the most, my budget is going to be $15/month, though. Money's kinda tight.
What I want to do
1) I want to kill the mosquitoes before they get out the water (OK, before MORE of them get out), so I'm thinking of buying a few bottles of bleach and just pouring them in. Bleach is $1 for 3 quarts of 6% (I think?) at DollarTree, which seems not bad! But I don't know if that's a Really Bad Idea, or what.
Any advice on killing the beasties that lurk in the pool greatly appreciated.
2) I'd also like to cover the pool before autumn really gets going and the leaves start raining down: I'm thinking of throwing all the inflatable pool toys on there, to stop the cover sinking, then putting the cover over the top. It's a big, nonporous plastic sheet, so would need to be held up by something. I'd build a framework to "tent" it, but no money for that.
Any advice for keeping crap out of the pool greatly appreciated.
3) I think what I need to do is to "winterize" this pool. It's not going to be used for the foreseeable future, so I need to shut it down, minimise its maintenance requirements while keeping it from all going to pot.
Any advice for closing/winterizing greatly appreciated.
4) And long term, ideally, if there's any *really cheap* way to do it, I'd like to get the pool usable again, someday. I'm happy to spend a long time on the process: doesn't need to be something that works overnight.
Any advice for making such miracles happen... OK, maybe that's pushing it.
A couple of years ago, the pool was a great perk here at work. We'd get a dozen people in the hot tub in the evenings. It's not been usable since last winter, but I'd love it to be that way again someday, once (in my REAL job, as a computer programmer) I've helped the company to start earning again. Maybe we could open it by next summer? I can dream.
I've tried to write this lightheartedly. But it's a serious request for help. The pool water is still watery, and I'd like to do something before it becomes swampy. At the moment all I know to do is scoop the leaves off the top. I can't SEE the bottom to scoop up those leaves, though when I'm feeling brave I sometimes try to scoop down there, carefully, since the net is beginning to fray and once it's gone, there's no money for another.
I think if I bleach ("shock") it and stuff starts to die, then I'll be able to see the bottom. Maybe?
So any advice on how to eventually achieve that would again be appreciated.
What I know about the pool
The pool is roughly 15'x25', wet, opaque green, and full of leaves and mosquito larvae. People have variously told me there are 15,000, 25,000 and 30,000 gallons in there. Hard to tell since it's non-rectangular, more of a sort of splooshy goosh shape, with a blob at the side for the hot tub, and a floor that slopes in all directions, randomly towards the middle of the deep end.
There's a small collection of bottles and tubs in the shed with names like "PhUp", "PhDown", "Stabiliser", "Roach Killer", and a couple of bottles of what I thought was bleach, but it had complicated chemical names on in small writing, and the instruction "do not mix with bleach". I should probably catalog all these so I don't accidentally buy something I already have.
FC / TC / pH / TA / CH / CYA / LOL / WTF:
I couldn't find anything that looked like a testing kit for these, not that I know what testing kits look like, and although I've been reading up a little on basic pool chemistry, I'm not sure that's what I should be focusing on right now anyway.
I think it's a safe assumption that the levels of these are whatever is ideal for mosquitoes. Maybe somewhat more acid, with all the oak leaves rotting in there.
Apparently chlorine degrades in sunlight, and Texas has plenty of that, which is both good and bad: means it's probably impossible to put "too much" in - so long as nobody's swimming there at least.
But also means even if I add it in the evening, I'm still going to need to keep pouring more and more in, and stirring it around. Sounds like a fun money sink. Wonder if even my $15/month will be enough to make a dent in the green. Eh. Well, maybe it'll at least kill some mosquitoes.
The pump & filter apparently do work, but the company doesn't have money to run them, so I'm told not to. I might get away with running them for a few mins every now and then, but I'm afraid to, since:
- I have no idea what the scary mess of knobs and whistles and valves do,
- I'm scared of clogging it up,
- I have no idea how to clean or replace the filters, or where they even are,
- there's no money for that stuff anyway.
As I understand it, to close the pool down:
- I probably need to kill everything in there and scoop the crap out as a first step.
- I apparently have to "balance the chemistry" to protect the pool lining for the long term. No idea how to do this. Something to read up on I guess. Sounds expensive.
- Do I need a "winterizing kit"? How much would that cost? Are there cheaper options?
- Lower the water below the mouth of my "skimmer" - I'm guessing that's the big hole in the wall near the deep end.
- Blow out the water from the plumbing lines. I have NO clue how to do that. Any tips?
- Plug the lines in the pool. I have no idea if we have any plugs, nor where to get replacements, nor what type to ask for. Are there multiple types?
- Use a gizzmo. I know nothing about this bit. It sounds expensive, just from the name.
- Cover the pool. This poses a range of problems.
- Drain the filter. I have no idea about this bit.
- What does backwashing even mean? What's that mess of pipes around the pumps? What do all the knobs and valves and levers and knobbly bits with screw-tops do? Where's the damn manual?
TL;DR: Crying out for help, or at least sympathy, as I'm feeling very lost and alone and daunted. And these mosquito bites are driving me crazy.
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