Quote Originally Posted by AnnaK View Post

My personal favorite mispronunciation is SWG wherein people swallow a whole entire word, namely chlorine. I can live with mangling 'muriatic' but am spending far too much time marveling at folks who're able to generate salt water. Out of salted water.
What? You need a recipe? OK

1) Get yurself a hundred cubic meters of ocean
2) Strain
3) Pour into pool