See? My eyes started to glaze over on "using a properly sized male adaptor..."

I wish I could just go buy one somewhere. So, yes, I WOULD like help in making one. I would PAY you!!! Or, alternatively, you can spoon-feed me directions. Starting with what the "properly sized male adaptor" is attaching to. The compressor? The PVC? AAahhh!

I am vacillating on whether or not to do it myself. Temps are going to drop into the mid 20's early next week, so I might just call the pool co. cuz I'm feeling like a ninny.