First, I don't think your measurement numbers are correct. It is impossible to have a TA less than around 30 ppm with a CYA of 80 ppm and a pH of 7.8. So one or more of these numbers must be off. Did you mean 120 ppm for TA (that is, 12 drops to make the color change)?

Yes, 12 drops, Sorry. Day 8 of flu is not good for my head

CH doesn't just go away, so did you have some last year when you closed the pool and if so, how much? The only way CH would drop is through dilution so unless your pool had a leak that pretty much emptied/refilled your pool several times over (with continuous dilution), then the CH should have held.

See last year I remember the hardness being high. I know I'm doped on nyquil, but I'm almost positive it was on the high side last year.

Did you have a serious amount of rain with overflow of the water or have you noticed a significant water bill over the winter? I'm guessing that the CH test may just be off (wrong).

We did get a lot of rain this year (southern california) but not a HUGE amount. No high water bill than usual

Even fill water usually has some CH -- my own tap water has 50 ppm, for example. To verify your CH test, try testing your tap water which should not have zero CH unless it truly is soft water (or you have a water softener).

off to check the tapwater, this should at least tell me if the kit is corrupt, which is possible! Good thinking!

As for the green pool, it sounds like algae -- chlorine will be needed for that, but with so many water parameters out of whack and questionable you really need to know what's really in the water first. Keep the chlorine level up in the meantime to keep the algae at bay (and with high chlorine levels the pH test won't be accurate and will tend to seem higher than it really is).

I'd have you shock with chlorine, but I'm not confident of the CYA number. Since this isn't a vinyl pool, I suppose you could just hit hard at 20 - 25 ppm FC and see what happens

Yep I'm gonna do that, ontop of everything the pool filter seems to be malfunctioning or something. Job for the DH there, I hate cleaning that DE filter.