Ducks

[eljefe281]

Here's something my Spanish-speaking wife hit me with a couple of weeks ago:

She (with a deadly serious look of concern on her face): "What would happen if a duck got into our pool?"

Me (after thinking about the potential ramifications): "Nada."

She: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

I hope our Spanish-speaking friends enjoyed the joke.

[CarlD]

We don't have ducks but our back-fence neighbors do! I've told them about them--they hit early morning late afternoon.

But when their automatic pool cleaner is in, the ducks stay away. I don't know what kind it is--I think it's pump-assisted, definitely not a robotic.

Their fence is VERY far away from the pool...basically the back yard is fenced and they have a huge patio. We, OTOH, have the fence very close to the water, which, I believe, makes landing and taking off for the ducks tougher.

Funny, because here ducks are rarely a problem and not that common in suburbia. Usually it's geese that are like giant flying pigeons and each one makes almost as much of a mess as a small beagle. But they haven't been around as much lately, unlike the infestations we had in years past.

[matt4x4]

Well, every spring we get two mallards that feed off the algae in our creek, my dog's been trying to get them for years now, this year, I finally trained him to leave them be, so now he just sits and stares at them......BIG MISTAKE - as of yesterday morning 5:30 AM, I now have 2 mallards splashing around in my pool morning and night.
I'll try putting my solar cover on tonight to see if that will discourage them.....if not, "ducks a l'orange" it is.

[falken]

I had a duck issue for 2 years, there were 3 ducks who were determined my pool was a play area and bathroom.

I tried everything I could think of... If I chased them off they would just circle until I went back inside then come right back! Worst of all, my dog didn't care about them, he would just watch.

I finally found a solution that worked... A high power green laser pointer (75mw), the point is extremely bright in the sunshine and you can see the beam as it goes through the water. I'm not sure if they thought it was a snake (that would even chase them as they flew away in an evasive pattern).
They tried alterting the time of day they would come, but after it chased them 3 times they have not returned... But I noticed 2 of them moved over acouple houses to their pool.

Might not be the perfect solution, as these high powered lasers are expensive and can be dangerous, but it did work for me!

[CanuckPool]

Thank god for Ronald Regan and the star wars defense program... we continue to reap the rewards.

[JohnT]

I finally found a solution that worked... A high power green laser pointer

Much cooler than the strings.

[matt4x4]

Well, my ducks are still dropping in at their usual times of the day - however, now they just sit and clean themselves on the top rail - something about the solar cover on the pool I guess. have to chase them away every morning as i leave for work, don't know if they return throughout the day, but I'm hoping they will get the message soon!

[falken]

Well, my ducks are still dropping in at their usual times of the day - however, now they just sit and clean themselves on the top rail - something about the solar cover on the pool I guess. have to chase them away every morning as i leave for work, don't know if they return throughout the day, but I'm hoping they will get the message soon!

My ducks even enjoyed the solar cover... they would walk across it and lounge on it like it was a float. Nothing looked better than baked on duck droppings on the clear solar cover.