Steve,
I'm glad it was only minor compared to what could have been.. But I have to be honest and tell you I was chuckling reading your story .. How could I ? Well...I had a situation SO similar , I bet we used the same expletives..
fire starts = Oh !@#$#!%
run for hose over gravel
Hose wont reach
etc etc
I can most definately relate. just thought I'd share
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