1. At Wal Mart- had about 15 gallons of ultra- girl asked are you gonna buy all that bleach. "No. I was just seeing how much I could fit in my basket. (Here's your sign)


2. Wal Mart- Girl at cash register looked at me funny with all my bleach. I just did a creepy grin back to her. She said that's a lot of bleach. I said yeah. I hope it's good at getting blood out of carpet. She just looked at me and rang it all up quick and never looked back at me. On the way out I said.... I have a pool!