WTF I need to have a self-closing slider???? I HATE GOVERNMENT! If I am responsible enough for a house shouldn't it be my responsibility to open and close doors?!?! Is that a law in PA?!

Slider opens up from house to patio with pool. Fence is integrated to yard and does not self-close around pool. I do not have any little kids running around so as long as no one drowns in my pool will my insurance company care?!