This just happened to me today:


Me: Hi, I'm looking for a DPD test kit

Clerk: We don't sell that brand we have these (pointing to house brand blue boxes, OTO)


Last year:

Me: (trick question): How many ppm stabilizer am I adding to a 8000 gallon pool with this pouch?

Clerk: You don't measure stabilizer in ppm, you measure it by what you put in your pool, you add one pouch now and another in July.

Unbeleivable...