Of course magnets work! It's an astrological fact!

They "replenish" balding heads, help you lose weight, make your kids to better at school, and make your spouse more responsive to you.

You can expect the vinyl or concrete walls to last better, your grass to be greener, and more sunny days all summer.

Actually, you can expect your bank account to be thinner and that's about it. These guys work on the "Bigger Sucker Theorem"--there's always a bigger sucker around the next corner!