Poop in pool!

[PoolDoc]

Yeah, Dave. That's what *I* want to do -- start a poop siphon by mouth! (NOT!)

I'd rather just hop in and grab 'em!

[BigDave]

Uhh, I start a siphon by filling a hose with a valves on the ends, shutting the valves then setting one end low and the other in the water them opening the valves.
But, it's like siphoning gas - stop sucking before it gets to you.