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[CarlD]

Yeah, where can I get a good dihydrogen monoxide remover? I'm really worried about that stuff in my pool. I hear it's really, really deadly.

[waterbear]

Yeah, where can I get a good dihydrogen monoxide remover? I'm really worried about that stuff in my pool. I hear it's really, really deadly.

Carl, I understand that exposure to sunlight over a prolong period of time will help remove the dihydrogen monoxide from your pool. However it could take years. I have heard of people using a hose somehow, often in conjunction with some type of electrical device that they say can move the dihydrogen monoxide out of of pool in days or even hours but I really don't have much info on it. (Skeptic that I am, I need to see this one to believe it!)

[kelemvor]

Can you guys recommend a good dihydrogen monoxide test kit? I think I may have high levels in m pool.

[BigTallGuy]

I had a little of that dihydrogen monoxide stuff in my pool before I drained it. It was mixed in with all the TDS, CYA, CC, not to mention a few deflated pool toys on the bottom, and may have had something to do with all the algae I kept sliding around on. If you listen to the Pool Store Guys, Your pool will end up like mine before I drained it.

[Searcher]

Can you guys recommend a good dihydrogen monoxide test kit? I think I may have high levels in m pool.

Yes... Stick your finger in the pool and get "1" one drop on the tip of said finger. Place said drop on the tip of your tongue. If you do not pass out or go into convulsions, you are safe.

[giroup01]

Please refer to proper MSDS documentation before handling this or any chemical, and inform staff on how to properly store and handle it, and what to do in case of spills: The MSDS for dihydrogen monoxide specify wearing "goggles" and "lab coat" when handling this chemical.

And in these tough economic times avoid wasting this chemical, it's not like it actually falls from the sky.

Using "taste" to confirm the presence (or absence) of this chemical should be fine however (the LD50 is >90 mL/Kg).

Other items that may be used as test kits for dihydrogen monoxide include cell phones, gps units, cats and computer keyboards.

I think Taylor is coming up with a titration test for dihydrogen monoxide also, April 1st of next year, if anyone knows anything about this please let me know.

[waterbear]

And in these tough economic times avoid wasting this chemical, it's not like it actually falls from the sky.

Actually, there is evidence that under the right conditions atmospheric didhydrogen monoxide CAN fall from the sky in either liquid or solid form. There are two types of solid didhydrogen monoxide that can form (small soft flakes and hard round balls) and the ball form can cause extensive damage to houses, cars, other structures, and harm living things.

[CarlD]

Hey! I just found this guy selling powdered dihydrogen monoxide, really cheap, about $5/lb. Just dissolve it in pool water......